Erect Penis Fun in a Tent: Camping Sex

One of the many pluses of summer having finally arrived is that camping season is open again. Sure, guys are used to pitching a tent any time of year, but now that tent is a full-size canvas one in which they can engage in many fun activities – including, of course, sex. And there is something about all that fresh air that makes an erect penis even more insistent than usual – especially one that has benefitted from good penis care. So assuming that a man is going camping with a partner that is anxious to get friendly with that impatient erect penis, here are a few tips on having sex in a tent.

Make sure the tent is also erect

Yes, yes, when a guy has an erect penis, it’s hard for him to think about anything else. But it’s important to tell one’s insistent friend that he simply has to wait until all the spikes have been driven in and all the frames and poles put securely in place. Otherwise, one is likely to have the tent collapse on the middle of the sex – and staying in the mood after that can be a challenge.

Beware of shadows

When at a campground where there are many nearby neighbors, it may be best to turn the lanterns and flashlights off before getting down to the business at hand – otherwise there may be an interesting shadow play for other campers to see (and comment on). (Of course, this may be a plus for those with exhibitionist tendencies.) By the same token, be aware that sound seems to carry further in the wild – so some couples may want to watch how loudly they moan or talk dirty.

Remember more than the penis is hard

That erect penis may be hard, but so is the bare ground – and a sleeping bag doesn’t really add much in the way of comfort. Whoever is on bottom will be much more appreciative and stay in the mood longer is they are lying on a nice air mattress and have a soft pillow under their head. And be sure to set the tent up in an area which is relatively free of intrusive, jagged rocks.

Plan for clean-up

For most campers, it’s at least a little hike from their campsite to a bathroom, so they may want to plan in advance for some after-sex cleaning up. Bring along a little bucket and carry some water from the bathroom (or a nearby stream or lake) to the tent before getting down to getting down. Keep some paper towels handy as well, and dip them in water to wash away fluids and scents. Or keep some moistened towelettes around instead.

Spray

In the wild, bugs just happen. Couples need to spray up after they take their clothes off – which can actually be kind of fun if they take turns spraying each other and rubbing it in. Spraying the genitals is probably not a good idea, due to the chemicals involved – but do be sure to spray the buttocks (especially of the partner who is going to be on top, offering his butt as an inviting target to any mosquitoes who wander in.)

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